Originally published in 2008.

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If you don’t want your sexuality brought into the analysis of the debate, then I advise not wearing your come-fuck-me pumps onstage.

Sorry, evangelical “feminists.” The heels are fair game.

You’re the moose-hunter, Gov. Palin—you know that success is all about exploiting the obvious. (Adult male moose can’t complain that hunters spot them by their antlers.) You can’t possibly have believed that an issue wouldn’t be made of your ruby slippers, can you? Or are you really that stupid?

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